dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
