wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Randomize