Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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