We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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