Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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