If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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