It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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