Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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