You work out of a Hotel?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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