sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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