in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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