I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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