Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize