ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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