You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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