You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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