I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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