if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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