I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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