it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
vagina is talking i cant
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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