It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just invented taco cereal.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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