he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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