She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Your dad touched me again.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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