you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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