Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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