normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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