Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
