***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I AM VODKA MAN
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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