It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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