i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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