uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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