i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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