That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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