we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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