It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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