And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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