Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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