we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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