Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can vaginas get frostbite?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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