So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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