my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
MIDGETS
????
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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