we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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