Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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