So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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