I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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