I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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