I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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