I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Randomize
