well I can't set my house on fire every night
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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