I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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