Me. At least after what I've been through.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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