You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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