Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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