I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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