Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
