Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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