I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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